“Keep your eyes on Pete Dunne. He’s known to take shortcuts with another man’s hand.”
why
why does that sound so suggestive
“Keep your eyes on Pete Dunne. He’s known to take shortcuts with another man’s hand.”
why
why does that sound so suggestive
they changed tyler bate’s theme?
why

hey, nikki? um….nik? you ok?
no?
alright

asuka’s gear looks so good tonight god bless

[dramatically listens to music in the stairwell to get yourself hyped up]
roddy actually won? we’re poppin the BIGGEST bottles
killian dain: *fuckin tackles roddy*
referee drake younger: *too distracted to pay attention*

anyway the crowd thunderously chanting ‘’let’s go roddy’’ is the most pure thing i’ve ever heard
i’m so anxious for the main event. i know in my heart of hearts that hideo probably isn’t going to win but wouldn’t it be so amazing if he actually did

kayla is so pretty. everyone is so pretty.