hmm…i’m feeling like….dying
lips: soft
face: soft
hair: soft
heart: softlips: chapped
face: oily
hair: greasy
heart: cloggedpalms: sweaty
knees: weak
arms: heavy
vomit: on his sweater already
mom’s: spaghetti
anxiety: but what if you die
depression: bUt WhAt iF yOu DiE

can’t believe bobby roode’s dead
regal STILL hasn’t followed joe’s advice and started employing better security
bobby roode: *talking shit*
hideo itami: alright
hideo itami: bring it on
william regal:
william regal: no people, let’s be smart and bring it OFF
bruh
after watching this match i seriously want a long term feud between kassius and andrade
kassius has that serious cat like agility. damn.
i love how nigel is over there on commentary having to explain to the uneducated what ‘ingobernable’ means
shoutout to andrade for managing to catch his hat after it fell off when he leaned back lol
