have you ever made the tiniest mistake, like stuttering mid-sentence, or making a typo, responding to the wrong thing, or whatever, and you keep thinking about that mistake in fear that everyone noticed it, even people who couldn’t have possibly noticed it did in fact notice it and now your life is over and you go through the Stages of Horror including but not limited to:

  • breaking out into a cold sweat
  • full body physical cringing 
  • embarrassing levels of blushing
  • the sudden urge to pull each of your individual teeth out one by one with your bare hands
  • the increasing desire to get hit by a car going 70 mph
  • the irresistible pull to find a bridge and jump off of it 
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